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Birth Rates Drop in Omelas: If only we could walk away
‘Musk’s main contribution to parenting amounts to two deposits, an orgasm followed by a bank transfer.’
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The Stoic Chameleon
Dear friends, frenemies and constant stalkers, I write this update in the spirit of stoic acceptance.
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Substack Shenanigans - deleting entire accounts, and refusing paid subscriptions
You're sick of reading it, I'm sick of writing it, let's scrap it all and begin again
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One Angry Woman, and the Odious Dog Walker
“So she started going through her list of favoured shows again.
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May 2025

April 2025

Fair Winds and a Following Sea
Who are you to go off and enjoy the rest of your life in another place, without me?
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Lightfoot the Fabulist
Sometimes I write cultural commentary, sometimes rants, sometimes horror, sometimes poetry, sometimes fantasy: here’s one of the latter.
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You’re not an Empath - but You Might Be an Egotist
And Deanna Troi was a fictional character
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The Four Pillars
When is Substack secret sauce not a secret sauce?
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Why it's To Kome, and not To Come
A useful tool for writing on Substack
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The Day Kyle Got A Kicking
And Why I Blame His Mother
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